Happy New Year!!!

Today (New Year's Eve) Was Quite the Horrible Day. We had a "Beau-coup" Amount of donations Today (In Debbie's Words). All The Procrastinators Had To Get Their Tax Refund In The Day Before the Year End's. Today Debbie Was A Bitch Again, She's Been in some Kind of Holiday Funk, But I Digress. There was An Old Lady That Came in and Nestled in Our Couch Reading a Book. An Hour Later, Carrie Noticed The Lady Had Nodded Off. Carrie Went and Got Debbie (The EMT Queen). Debbie Went and Woke her Up and Asked Her If She Was Alright, She Said She Was Fine. After Awhile she Started to Doze Off Again. At Closing Time, Donna Woke Her Up Again, She Started to Leave. Mariah Noticed She Took a Swig of Something. She Left Behind One Big Bottle of Vodka, Two Little Bottles of Vodka, and a Book called "How To Better Yourself". What a Great Way to Start off The New Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!