Mariah, Mariah, Mariah...What to Do. At First I Thought We Wouldn't Have any Problems With This Girl, But alas I was Wrong. Mariah is just not my cup of tea, Mariah was weird all around. She thinks that she that kind of person that is good with kids, but really isn't. She makes Children Uncomfortable and you can see it in their Faces. Mariah has two kids of her own so I would think she be better at that, but no.
Okay so on to the Event (Stupidest Thing in the World.) Last Friday (Before I Came in to Work) I Heard that Mariah and Christina were getting into a Quarrel about Racks to put Jewelry on -_- *sigh*. Mariah asked Christina if she could take the Rack That Had Coffee Mugs on it and put it Up Front to Display Jewelry On; And So Christina Told Mariah that She was not a Manager and could not make that decision, (It Gets Better I Swear.) Mariah Didn't Say Anything, And So They Day Went on and I Came in at 1:00. Everything Seemed Fine, Until My Break Came Up at 3:00. On My Break I Decided to Stay at the Thrifty (Cause I Was Broke as a Joke.) All of a Sudden I See Mariah and Chloe Walk By and Mariah Shouts out (Looking Directly at Christina) FUCKING WHORE...and then started crying. It was quite the Shock Because we Thought That Somebody else Upset Her, Cause what Sane Person Would Get That Upset over a Coffee Mug Rack?
Chloe Went Outside The Store with Mariah (Cause Mariah Needed a Cigarette) To Find out what was wrong with her. Apparently Mariah was Pissed About The Jewelry Rack...So Carrie Called Debbie to see what she should do. Debbie Told Her to let Mariah have the Rack for Jewelry. Carrie told Mariah and Mariah said, "Oh," Yep, Just a Measly "Oh." Mariah went into the Furniture Room to Eavesdrop on What The Rest of Us were Saying. Of Course Deja Blurted out "I didn't know it was in our Job Description to Throw Temper Tantrums," but I Think that was basically all that we had said. So Then Chloe said "Who Turned off My Hilary Duff!?," Then In a Rage, Mariah Pulled The Door Open and Said "I Didn't Turn off Your Hilary Duff!!!," I Guess She was Showing us that she heard everything that we had said, Which wasn't even that much.
Apparently After all that, Mariah was planning on Buying a Dresser for her Son..But Actually Skipped Out of Work Leaving Us With the Words "This Place can Go Fuck Itself!" So For the last 4 hours of the day we were Mariah-less, Which I Did Not Mind Since I Thought She was Trashy as Sin :D
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Oh Gosh...
So Sorry About Bein So Slow with My Posts. Yes, I Know...I Haven't Blogged since New Year's, But I'm Gonna Make Up for It :D
Friday, December 31, 2010
Happy New Year!!!
Today (New Year's Eve) Was Quite the Horrible Day. We had a "Beau-coup" Amount of donations Today (In Debbie's Words). All The Procrastinators Had To Get Their Tax Refund In The Day Before the Year End's. Today Debbie Was A Bitch Again, She's Been in some Kind of Holiday Funk, But I Digress. There was An Old Lady That Came in and Nestled in Our Couch Reading a Book. An Hour Later, Carrie Noticed The Lady Had Nodded Off. Carrie Went and Got Debbie (The EMT Queen). Debbie Went and Woke her Up and Asked Her If She Was Alright, She Said She Was Fine. After Awhile she Started to Doze Off Again. At Closing Time, Donna Woke Her Up Again, She Started to Leave. Mariah Noticed She Took a Swig of Something. She Left Behind One Big Bottle of Vodka, Two Little Bottles of Vodka, and a Book called "How To Better Yourself". What a Great Way to Start off The New Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!
Monday, December 27, 2010
Brittany's First Monday!
Today was an Awful Monday, Probably Because I Don't Usually Work Mondays at the Thrifty, but I Don't Even Know. On Mondays the Store is closed from the Customers, but We Stay inside and Price and do Other Boring Shit. Today was a Rather Rare Day Because We Had Nothing to Price Cause the Store was Closed on Saturday for Christmas. The Crew Had to Clean the Entire Store Today, Yep, Every Moldy and Smelly Ass Inch. Carrie and Chloe were Paired Up to Price and Stock Linens; and Brittany and I were Paired up to Clean the Store. Debbie was in a Rather Bitchy Mood Today, Just to Letcha Know. We First had to Remove all of the Linens from the Linen Rack that Weren't Tablecloths, Shower Curtains, and Towels. Silly Me doesn't have the best of Memory and had to Ask Debbie What We Were Supposed to Do and She Yelled at Me in a Rotten
Tone "Van, I've Told You About 20 Times, KEEP THE TOWELS, SHOWER CURTAINS, TABLECLOTHS, I'M NOT REMINDING YOU AGAIN, GOT IT?" She Then Told Me that I Have 25 Minutes to do a 45 Minute Job...Bitch! Brittany and I Rushed Through that Rack Like Nobody's Business, I Even Crawled in a Tiny Hole To Get all The Pillows Out and Clean Out the Little Pieces of Used Lollipops and Chewed-Up Gum at The Bottom from Unruly Customers.
Next, We Had to Clean Out the Toy Section...The Toy Section Is The WORST part of the Store. Children Open and Break Anything in That Section, But Me 'n' Brittany Got the Shit End of the Stick, While Debbie Jus Sits On Her Ass Folding Linens. We Must Have Threw Away 21 Toy Kitchen's and Children Vanity's, No Joke! (I Don't Understand Why Children even Need Vanity's). We Got Through it By Singin a Tune Called Roman's Revenge by Nicki Minaj haha "MANNING ELI". At 12:00, Carrie, Chloe, Brittany and I Got to go on Break. We Went to McDonald's, Cause We Be Lovin' It! On the way Back The Car Slipped and Almost Ran into a Escalade. My Short Life Flashed Before My Eyes.
Once We Were Done With That Shit Hole Toy Section, We Got Separated. Brittany Got The Appliance Section; while I got the Furniture Corner Where We Price Incoming Furniture. Debbie Told Me to PRICE EVERYTHING in that Corner. Of Course, Silly Me Asked "Well What About the Trash Can, the Cabinets, and the Rack" (All Things That are Supposed to Stay in the Corner). Debbie Replied With " Ugh, See This Is Why Everything Doesn't Get Done, We Get People Like You Who come in with Silly Moods, GET EVERYTHING DONE!" I Shrugged it Off, even Though it Put me in a Bad Mood, Like Crazy! Threw Away Mostly Everything. There Was Some Old ass Poop in There; Like a Tax Reciept Dated 2007, A Furniture Slip dated 2005, and a Drawer with a Old Co-Worker's Name Carved in it.
30 Minutes Till We Get To Leave, Debbie Told Chloe and Carrie to Clean the Sink Area (Which they Never Use). Chloe Got Exceptionally Pissed and Threw a Fight Saying "We Never Use this Damn Place, Why Do We Have to Clean it" When Debbie Was about to Respond, Chloe Said "I Don't Want to Talk To You, I'm Pissed!" Debbie was Appalled and Backed Into the Door Saying "I'm Just Gonna Walk Away!" They Later Made Up. These Mondays aren't Usually as Interesting as the Days With Customers, So Sorry. Off The Next Two Days!
Tone "Van, I've Told You About 20 Times, KEEP THE TOWELS, SHOWER CURTAINS, TABLECLOTHS, I'M NOT REMINDING YOU AGAIN, GOT IT?" She Then Told Me that I Have 25 Minutes to do a 45 Minute Job...Bitch! Brittany and I Rushed Through that Rack Like Nobody's Business, I Even Crawled in a Tiny Hole To Get all The Pillows Out and Clean Out the Little Pieces of Used Lollipops and Chewed-Up Gum at The Bottom from Unruly Customers.
Next, We Had to Clean Out the Toy Section...The Toy Section Is The WORST part of the Store. Children Open and Break Anything in That Section, But Me 'n' Brittany Got the Shit End of the Stick, While Debbie Jus Sits On Her Ass Folding Linens. We Must Have Threw Away 21 Toy Kitchen's and Children Vanity's, No Joke! (I Don't Understand Why Children even Need Vanity's). We Got Through it By Singin a Tune Called Roman's Revenge by Nicki Minaj haha "MANNING ELI". At 12:00, Carrie, Chloe, Brittany and I Got to go on Break. We Went to McDonald's, Cause We Be Lovin' It! On the way Back The Car Slipped and Almost Ran into a Escalade. My Short Life Flashed Before My Eyes.
Once We Were Done With That Shit Hole Toy Section, We Got Separated. Brittany Got The Appliance Section; while I got the Furniture Corner Where We Price Incoming Furniture. Debbie Told Me to PRICE EVERYTHING in that Corner. Of Course, Silly Me Asked "Well What About the Trash Can, the Cabinets, and the Rack" (All Things That are Supposed to Stay in the Corner). Debbie Replied With " Ugh, See This Is Why Everything Doesn't Get Done, We Get People Like You Who come in with Silly Moods, GET EVERYTHING DONE!" I Shrugged it Off, even Though it Put me in a Bad Mood, Like Crazy! Threw Away Mostly Everything. There Was Some Old ass Poop in There; Like a Tax Reciept Dated 2007, A Furniture Slip dated 2005, and a Drawer with a Old Co-Worker's Name Carved in it.
30 Minutes Till We Get To Leave, Debbie Told Chloe and Carrie to Clean the Sink Area (Which they Never Use). Chloe Got Exceptionally Pissed and Threw a Fight Saying "We Never Use this Damn Place, Why Do We Have to Clean it" When Debbie Was about to Respond, Chloe Said "I Don't Want to Talk To You, I'm Pissed!" Debbie was Appalled and Backed Into the Door Saying "I'm Just Gonna Walk Away!" They Later Made Up. These Mondays aren't Usually as Interesting as the Days With Customers, So Sorry. Off The Next Two Days!
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Background!!! Oh Snap!
Yo!...You Might Be Wonderin "What the Hell is Dis Thrifty Thrift Crap!?"
Well, I Thought I Should Give you Some Background Info on This Whole Operation. My Name is __________, My Sister and I Work at Our Local Thrifty Thrift Store. It's Quite Nifty. The Thrifty Has been Around for 10+ Years...Along With Our Manager Debbie (D). The Thrifty is a part of a Chain of Thrift Stores Supporting the Organization "_____________", This Organization Helps Mentally Challenged Individuals Get a Job in the Community (Mainly in the Thrift Stores). This Organization May Sound WONDERFUL, but it is actually the most ridiculous place I've been to. I Mean The Mentally-Challenged-Community-Thing is Wonderful, but the People are just Crazy. From Time-to-Time We'll Get "Volunteers" at the Thrifty. Their Actually Just Criminals that need to Serve their Community Service Fulfillment. When we Have Volunteers, It Just Gives Me More of a Chance to do Nothing. The Place is run by ______________, a total "Biotch" But I'll Go into Details Later. :)
Well, I Thought I Should Give you Some Background Info on This Whole Operation. My Name is __________, My Sister and I Work at Our Local Thrifty Thrift Store. It's Quite Nifty. The Thrifty Has been Around for 10+ Years...Along With Our Manager Debbie (D). The Thrifty is a part of a Chain of Thrift Stores Supporting the Organization "_____________", This Organization Helps Mentally Challenged Individuals Get a Job in the Community (Mainly in the Thrift Stores). This Organization May Sound WONDERFUL, but it is actually the most ridiculous place I've been to. I Mean The Mentally-Challenged-Community-Thing is Wonderful, but the People are just Crazy. From Time-to-Time We'll Get "Volunteers" at the Thrifty. Their Actually Just Criminals that need to Serve their Community Service Fulfillment. When we Have Volunteers, It Just Gives Me More of a Chance to do Nothing. The Place is run by ______________, a total "Biotch" But I'll Go into Details Later. :)
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Welcome to The Thrifty Thrift!!!
Hello There! This is my blog about the Happenings at the Thrift Store that I currently work at. My Name? well I can't tell you that! If I told you that then I would get fired (and possibly sued), then no more stories and this blog would be pointless :( You're probably wondering why do I care about what happens at a Thrift Store???? Well my Thrift Store is probably the most Dramatic and Hilarious place I know of...You'll never know what to expect. From time to time I will update what happened at this lovely Thrifty Thrift and what happens to the lovely worker there. All names and place will be changed to protect myself and the store itself, but I assure you that everything I tell you is all TRUE! I hope you enjoy my blog!
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